hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via guy)

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via fellowshipofthesquats)

jayciiellur:

A - Z of Unusual Words

This is beautiful. It brings tears to my eyes.

(via itsprincesslela)

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

(via itsprincesslela)

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via themonsterateme)

moshquitoes:

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today. 

Everyone needs this on their dash.

I think I’m going to cry

(Source: soveryprettyinpink, via nycticeius)

forever:

i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

hisroyalmagesty:

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

I think people should know that in the end he called back and talked to the manager and it turned out another guy with his area code had been harassing the girl all night and she was extraordinarily sorry.

(via nycticeius)